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Monthly Archives: August 2009

Primordial Soup

“I asked the waitress about the soup du jour and she said that it was primordial soup – which is ammonia and methane mixed with ocean water in the presence of lightning. Oh I’ll take a tureen of that embryonic broth, I say, constraint giving way to exuberance…” – Mark Leyner, My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist

Stan’s finest hour

Bräuernacht #73: 2009.08.28

It’ll be Robert’s last Bräuernacht for a while. It might be my last Bräuernacht while employed at A.H.I. Need alcohol.

Weasels Ripped my Flesh

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My Tweets…

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Bräuernacht #72: 2009.08.21

You know the routine.

Mnemonic is a dad!

It’s a girl. Name not choosen yet. Born at 12:59pm, 8 lbs 2 oz, 20 inches long. Hooray for the gene pool!

Meanwhile in Japan…

personal cell phone jammer

Now only 27 bucks with free shipping! They are practically giving them away for that price. Who’s in?