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Slick

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Slick is a collection of 100 trillion single-celled organisms living on a round, blue-green rock that is hurtling through space at 67,000 miles per hour.

In his spare time he enjoys photography and creating and fixing broken machines.

47% of his jokes come from old WKRP episodes.

If he had a theme song it would be Sade's "Smooth Operator" but sung by They Might Be Giants.